Johnny LongTorso Expansion Expansion for the MtG: MST3K Expansion!

MtG:MST3K Set 2 in Developemnt!

Torgo Expansion Expansion Comming Soon!

Download all cards zipped here.

Lyrics for Personal Torgo.  A song tribute to Torgo that was inspired by Torgo and Depeche Mode.


I've begun to add sound files linked to the text on the cards. Check the cards for this.

If you happen to happen to have any sounds or images that I am missing, please e-mail them to me!

Know this: This site is intended to be fun and useful at the same time!  And yes, the cards do play well!

If you wish to contact me about anything, please email me!

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Please, if either Wizards of the Coast, or Best Brains do not like that I'm am using any of their trademarks on my web page please email me and tell me so. If you like this page then please email me and tell me so. Please remember that this is just for fun and the admiration that I have for both of the products that Best Brains and Wizards of the Coast produce; no sucking up here! :^). Also, what better way to add more interest in both products (as if either really needs it!), than in the free advertising this page of fun gives. It is not like I'm making any money off of this page, as if I really intended to do so anyway... Besides, I have no money.